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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone.
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier.
Sardar Hari Singh Purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Sardarji came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately  began to sweat. By that time Sardar Gani Singh came by that way and saw  our sardarji, totally confused and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter.
Hari Singh: "The BMW people made me fool. They have given me the Car without the engine."
Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of my BMW. You can take that." 


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