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If winners never
quit and quitters never win, which fool came up with: “Quit while
you’re ahead.”
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A Gentleman’s
Game?
The new batsman was having a terrible time and was lucky to be
still at the crease. During a lull, he stammered to the wicket
-keeper: “Well, I expect you’ve seen worse players.”
Silence…
He said:” I expect you’ve seen worse players.”
“I heard you the first time. I was trying to think.”
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George always played
cricket on Sunday. This troubled his wife, who asked the vicar:”Is
it a sin for him to play on Sunday?”
“It’s not a sin,” replied the vicar. “The way he plays, it’s a
crime.”
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The cricketer was
talking cricket, and his girlfriend was getting bored.
“Have you heard of WG Grace?”
“Heard of him? I had launch with him the other day.”
"Don't be silly. He’s been dead for seventy years.”
“I thought he was quiet.”
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The cricketer
was visiting his psychiatrist.
Cricketer: It’s terrible. I can’t score runs, I’m a terrible
bowler, and I can’t hold a catch. What can I do?
Doctor: Get another job.
Cricketer: I can’t. I’m playing for England tomorrow.
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George
spent every Sunday playing cricket. It finally got too much for
his wife who exploded: “Cricket! All you ever think about is cricket!
I think I’d dead if you stayed home one Sunday!”
“Now then, dear. It’s no use trying to bribe me.” |
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Home
Truths:
A man does’nt mind if his wife can read him like a book, as
long as she does’nt do it aloud. |
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A
typo in a recent newspaper report:
“The docter felt the patient’s purse and admitted there was nothing
he could do.” |
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