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The professor called out the name of Venkatanarayanan three times, during the roll call.
There as no response
The professor remarked, " Doesnít he have a single friend in this class?
   
A teacher was testing the young student's intelligence.
When is your birthday dear? asked the teacher to his six-year old.
22nd February said the child.
What year my dear?
Every year said the child with a smile.
   
Man on telephone:
Is that the Salvation Army?
Yes.
Do you save girls?
Yes we certainly try to
Well save one for me on Saturday night.
   
I'm just of to see my brother
He's taking part in a six-day bicycle race.
But, that got over two days ago.
I know - Iím going to tell him.
   
Two men at the gates of Heaven...
Guy 1: What did you die of?
Guy 2: I died of cold. What about you?
Guy 1: I came home and heard my wife speaking to some guy. I searched the house but found nobody. I felt so guilty that my heart failed.
Guy 2: If you had opened the refrigerator, none of us would have died.
   
Results of a study on what men do after having sex.
10%: Simply sleep
15%: Take bath and sleep
20%: Take some nourishment and sleep
55%: Go back home and sleep.
   
An English tourist visiting India was admiring the architecture of monuments but commenting that in their country construction takes much less time.
On Taj Mahal:
Tourist: How much time this took to built?
Guide: 20 years.
Tourist: Lazy workers. We can do that in 5 years.
On Red Fort:
Tourist: How much time this took to built?
Guide: 10 years.
Tourist: Lazy workers. We can do that in 2 years.
And so onÖ.
On Qutub Minar:
Tourist: How much time this took to built?
Guide: I donít know what is this. Till yesterday this was not there.
   

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