Q:
How do you rate a good ceiling fan? A: A whirl class performer.
Modern
Day Murphy's Law: those who enter by the backdoor may have to
go out by the fire exit.
Woman
paying bill, to husband: Our financial situation is definitely
fluid. We are going straight down the drain.
My
husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two
tickets: One to get in, the other to get out.
Doctor,
I keep thinking I'm a goat.
How long have you had this feeling?
Ever since I was a kid.
Their
pet topics Money Shankar lyer: Economics Bony Kapoor: Orthopaedics Anupam Care: Hospitality Sriram Logo: Marketing Ravine-A Tandon: River valleys Raj Blubber: Marine Zoology Chunky Panda: Wild Life Camel Hasan: Deserts.
A
man hurried to a shop and said,
Hurry please give me a mouse trap, I need to catch the train.
The salesman seemed bewildered and said, "Sorry sir, we do
not have that big a mouse-trap".
In
the court: One lawyer: You are a fool The other lawyer: But I'll say you are a damned fool. Judge: As the learned layers have identified each other please
proceed with the case.
