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Teacher: Can you name a thing which you can see from a very short distance, but can't touch?
Student: Your "ear" sir!.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there?
Can't be.
Why Not?
Opportunity knocks only once.
Son : Dad! I got a part in the school play.
Father : That's terrific. What is it?
Son : I play the part of a Dad.
Father : Go back and tell them you want a speaking role.
"Mummy," said little boy, do you know the beautiful vase in the dining room that's been handed down from generation to generation?
Yes, said his mother. What about it?
"Well the last generation just dropped it.
Q: Why is the sea always restless?
A: Because it has so many rocks on its bed.
Q: What is the best place to go to when you are dying?
A: The living room.
Q: When can 60 people stand under an umbrella without getting wet?
A: When it's isn't raining.
Father: Why did you put a spider in your sister's bed?
Son: Because I couldn't find a frog.
How would the following define a kiss?
A geographer:
The shortest distance between two curves.
A physicist: The contraction of mouth due to the expansion of heart.
An accountant: A credit because it is profitable, when returned.
Q: What is the similarity between a bungee-jumper and a person using a condom?
A: If the rubber breaks both of them are in deep trouble.

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