I
could have been:
A saint but I could never put my soul into it!
A hair-dresser but my efforts didn't jell together!
An ace marksman but my father shot down the idea.
History
Teacher : Rahim, would you have liked to live in Mughal times? Rahim : Oh yes, Sir! I'd have loved it. Teacher : Why? Rahim : Because there'd be five hundred years less history
to learn.
Customer
: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the mana-ger. Waiter : It's no use. He won't eat either.
The
customer entered a restaurant and called the waiter over in disgust:
Hey, what do you call this stuff? he asked. "Tea or coffee?
It tastes like kerosene.
"The waiter replied, "Then it must be tea. Our coffee
tastes like petrol!"
An
anti-smoking slogan: It requires only will power and not Wills power
in the puff to stop smoking!
Definitions: Antiques: Merchandise sold for old times sake. Boss: The thing that mother allows father to think that he
is. Cloud: A big wet sponge in the sky Dentist: A doctor with lots of pull. Professor: Someone who goes to college and never gets out. Snoring : Sheet music. Steam: Water gone crazy with the heat.
Teacher:
What are the products of West India? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Come on! Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from the next door neighbour.
