Some
definitions College : an institution which some attend to pass examina-tions,
some to pass time, and still others, to pass com-ments. College professor : A guy who is paid to study the sleeping
habits of students.
Terms
of endearment Jeweller : You're precious to me. Thief : You've stolen my heart. Glutton : I can never have enough of you. Miner : You're dynamite.
"Did
you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career?"
"No. Sold anything yet?"
"Yes; my watch, my saxophone and my overcoat".
The
places they like to go : Ecologists : Greenland. Fishermen : Finland. Lions : Denmark. Elephants : Ivory Coast. Optimists : Cape of Good Hope. Bulls : Oxford. Dry cleaners : Washington.
Two
old-timers were discussing a mutual friend.
Said One: Poor old John is living in the past.
Why shouldn't he, the old-timer replied, it's a lot cheaper.
Q
: What happens when farm hands go on strike? A : There are ryots all over!
Do
you drink?
No. Do you smoke?
No. Do you gamble?
No. Do you do anything that's naughty?
Sure, I just tell lies.
