Wife
: The maid seems to have stolen two of our new towels. Husband : which ones? Wife : The ones we brought back from the hotel in Bombay.
What
is the similarity between a weak government and a bikini?
People expect both to fall.
Definitions
: Dentist : Someone who lives by the skin of other's teeth. Diabetes : Curse of the sweet tooth. Anaemia : Bloodless revolution. Mosquito : Something which forever gets under your skin.
A
small businessman and his partner closed their office at noon one
Saturday and went to the movies.
When they were seated , one of them nudged the other and gasped,
"Gosh, Joe, we forget to close the safe!"
What’s the difference? answered the other, "We're both here,
ain't we?"
Q
: What happens if there is a power failure at a farm? A : Udder-confusion!
Q
: What do they call a burglar proof house? A : Sure-luck homes!
Q
: What do you call a bull sleeping on the ground? A : Bull-dozer!
