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Jokes for You from ChooseIndia

What do you serve but never eat?
A tennis ball.
   
What runs around the house but never comes in?
A fence.
What has a head and tail but no body?
A coin.
   
Heard this one? Education kills by "degrees".
   
Film producer to censor board : Sir, ours is a low-budget film! we cannot afford costumes."
   
Censor : "About this picture, Beaches and Peaches, you call it an educational film. What does it teach?
Film producer : "Anatomy."
   
John had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married.
"What!" shouted the boss. "I can't give you more time now. Why didn't you get married while you were off?"
Are you nuts?" replied John.
That would have ruined my entire vacation."
   
Husband: Darling, you don't know how much I love you! I may not be rich like the young man next door, I am not be able to lavish money on you as he might, but believe me, I love you so much that I would do anything on earth for you."
Wife: Then introduce me to the young man next door.
   
Son : "Dad you are very lucky."
Father : Why?
Son : This year you don't have to purchase any books, be-cause I am in the same class. 
   

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