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A
man comes hurriedly to a doctor and say, "Doctor, my child
has swallowed my pen. What should I do?"
Doctor: "Don't worry, until the pen is recovered, please
manage with a pencil." |
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Favourite
films of:
P.T. Usha : Daud
M.F. Husain : Rangeela
Mahatma Gandhi : Independence Day.
NRIs : Hindustani
BSF Personnel: Border
Judge : Tarazu
Executioner : Mrityudand |
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Poster
in a shop: We exchange everything - radios, TV's washing machines,
VCRs Please bring you wife also and get a deal for your life. |
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Rita
has been married many a times. She says she doesn't mind if anyone
loves her and leaves her, provided he leaves her enough! |
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"Call
me a taxi," said the old man.
"OK," said the watchman, "but you look more like
truck to me." |
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Bachelor
: a woman on his mind than on his neck.
Husband : One who lays down the law to his wife and then
accepts her amendments.
Family : A group of people who own different keys to the
same house.
Opportunist : A man who, on finding himself in hot water,
decides he might as well have a bath anyway.
Guest : One who makes the hosts feel at home. |
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for an auction sale of automobiles: You'll be guaranteed a second-hand
car in first crash condition. |
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