Patient:
Doctor, I asked that nurse for a hot water bottle for my feet and
she got angry. Doctor: I'm not surprised. She's the head sister. Patient: Oh! Do they specialise? Where is the foot sister
then?
Man
(to wife) angrily: I don't like you sweeping in front of my
boss. Wife (to husband) calmly: Space between the wall is not enough
to hide behinds.
Q:
What did one tonsil say to the other? A: Are you ready? The doctor is taking us out tonight.
Husband
(angrily): You have a pair of such big eyes. Can't you pick
out the stones from the rice properly? Or do you need specs? Wife: You have a set of 32 teeth. Can't you chew the stones
quietly? Or do you need an artificial set?
Scout
Master: Have you done any good turn to-day?
Three scouts stood up together and said "Yes, Sir". Scout Master: What did you do? Scouts: We led a blind man across the road. Scout Master: That didn't need three boy scouts! Scouts: Actually, the blind man did not want to cross the
road! We forced him.
Teacher:
What is the most under developed region here? Student: The area below your cap, sir.
Q:
What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
A
blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a
minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around
an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said
"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight
miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
