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Patient: Doctor, I asked that nurse for a hot water bottle for my feet and she got angry.
Doctor: I'm not surprised. She's the head sister.
Patient: Oh! Do they specialise? Where is the foot sister then?
   
Man (to wife) angrily: I don't like you sweeping in front of my boss.
Wife (to husband) calmly: Space between the wall is not enough to hide behinds.
   
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other?
A: Are you ready? The doctor is taking us out tonight.
   
Husband (angrily): You have a pair of such big eyes. Can't you pick out the stones from the rice properly? Or do you need specs?
Wife: You have a set of 32 teeth. Can't you chew the stones quietly? Or do you need an artificial set?
   
Scout Master: Have you done any good turn to-day?
Three scouts stood up together and said "Yes, Sir".
Scout Master: What did you do?
Scouts: We led a blind man across the road.
Scout Master: That didn't need three boy scouts!
Scouts: Actually, the blind man did not want to cross the road! We forced him.
   
Teacher: What is the most under developed region here?
Student: The area below your cap, sir.
   
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
   
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
   

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