The
family of a old rich lady gathered after her death at the time of
reading her will.
The will read, "Being of sound mind, I spent all my money before
I died."
A
judge committed a traffic violation, and a young cop caught him. The judge: Do you know who I am? Cop: No
Judge told him his name. Cop: Are you the famous barrister. Judge: Yes Cop: Are you the one who became the judge? Judge: Yes Cop: Are you the one who is presently the attorney general? Judge's hope was on the rise : Yes indeed. Cop: Well, In that case you cannot plead ignorance of the
law, right.
Accused:
Your honour, I want to plead guilty. Judge: Then why didn't you do so at the beginning of the
trial Accused: I had thought then that I am innocent, I hadn't
heard of so much evidence against me.
Wrestler:
I will just kick you. Coward: I too have legs. Wrestler: So you think you will be able to kick me. Coward: No, I will just run away.
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visitor to a mental found a patient who spoke coherently & intelligently.
He asked him what brought him here. Patient: Because I like shoes to boots. Visitor: So what; many people prefer shoes to boots. I myself
prefer shoes. Patient: Really? How do you like them fried or boiled.
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absent minded surgeon was washing his hand after the operation.
A colleague asked him, "How did the appendectomy go?"
Surgeon shrieked "Appendectomy! I thought it was an autopsy."
Guy
1: Men should marry. Guy 2: Why do you say so. Guy 1: After all happiness is not the only thing in life.
