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Display
board outside a women's wear shop : A good place to shop for
women. |
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Two
girls discussing the handsome new lecturer.
"He dresses so well, said the first.
"Yes, " agreed the second, "And so quickly too!" |
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Student
: I is...Teacher: No, you must say, I am.
Student : All right - I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. |
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One
Mom to another
first Mom : My boy is growing up, he wants to go out with
girls.
Second Mom : My boy is past that.
He wants to stay indoors with them. |
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Boy
: If you let me take you out I won't act like others.
Girl : Why? What's wrong with you? |
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He
: I promise you the next time you contradict me, I'm going to
kiss you.
She : Oh, no you are not ! |
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"Let
me count the notes," said the burglar to his companion, after
looting a bank.
"Don't bother to count them. The amount will be published in
the morning newspaper," said his companion. |
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Doctor
: I regret to say that the cheque you gave me has come back.
Patient : So has my fever. |
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