Jokes for You from
Have you anything to offer the court before the sentence is passed on you?
No sir, I had Rs. 200 but my lawyer took it.
How can you say that animals have powerful eyes?
I've never seen them wearing glasses.
Sunil what would you like to be when you grow up?
A veterinary doctor
Why, a veterinary doctor?
Because an animal can't complain of wrong treatment.
Doctor, you remember last summer when you recommended that I go out with girls to get my mind off my business?
Can you prescribe something to get my mind back on my business?
What is the difference between a dev and a devi?
Kapil Dev and Sri Devi.
which man is famous for drawing cartoons?
Where do you find cherries in ponds?
I was sending a letter to my girlfriend almost every-day.
Then what happened?
She fell in love with the postman and got married !
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