: Why did the absent-minded professor go out without wear-ing
his pants? A : Simple! Because he had only a half-length mirror.
woman to another, "My purse has a compartment which I call
because items from other compartments drop into it and disappear."
beggar stopped a man on the street and said : "A couple
of years ago you used to give me ten rupees each time. Last year
you reduced it to five and this year you are giving only one. Why?
The man said, "Then I was a bachelor, last year I got married
and this year we have a child.
"What," said the irate beggar, "you are using my
money to support your family."
daughter has refused to marry me.
Congratulations, my boy. You are the fourth happiest man alive.
: Where does Dracula keep his money? A : In a blood bank