Mother
: Eat your carrots, else you won’t grow. Son : But carrots don’t make you grow. Birthday’s do.
Q
:Which American state is round at both ends and high in the
middle? A : Ohio
Wife
: Please stop the car and drive back home. I forgot to turn
off the stove. Our house might burn down Husband : Don’t worry. I forgot to turn off the shower.
Guy
1 : I had a quarrel with my wife last evening. I wanted to go
to a restaurant and she wanted to go to a movie. Guy 2 : So, which film did you see.
Teacher
to student : Make a sentence with discover and invention Student : My father discovered my mother and invented me
If
you have fallen for your best friend’s girl, remind him how sharing
happiness can only double it.
A
young passenger in a railway compartment was chewing gum continuously.
Sitting in front of him was a elderly lady who watched him intently.
After a while she said: "It is really nice of you to chat with
an old woman but I am hard of hearing."
Teacher
: If I have 10 apples in one hand and 12 in the other hand,
what would I have? Student : The biggest hands ever seen.
Teacher
: I asked you to draw a ring, but this is a square. Student : This is a ring. Boxing ring.
