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Mother : Eat your carrots, else you wonít grow.
Son : But carrots donít make you grow. Birthdayís do.
   
Q :Which American state is round at both ends and high in the middle?
A :  Ohio
   
Wife : Please stop the car and drive back home. I forgot to turn off the stove. Our house might burn down
Husband : Donít worry. I forgot to turn off the shower.
   
Guy 1 : I had a quarrel with my wife last evening. I wanted to go to a restaurant and she wanted to go to a movie.
Guy 2 : So, which film did you see.
   
Teacher to student : Make a sentence with discover and invention
Student : My father discovered my mother and invented me
   
If you have fallen for your best friendís girl, remind him how sharing happiness can only double it.
   
A young passenger in a railway compartment was chewing gum continuously. Sitting in front of him was a elderly lady who watched him intently. After a while she said: "It is really nice of you to chat with an old woman but I am hard of hearing."
   
Teacher : If I have 10 apples in one hand and 12 in the other hand, what would I have?
Student : The biggest hands ever seen.
   
Teacher : I asked you to draw a ring, but this is a square.
Student : This is a ring. Boxing ring.
   

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