Girl
: Is it okay for me to wear the fur coat in the rain? Salesman : Have you ever seen a squirrel with an umbrella
Aunt
: When do you like the school best? John : When its closed
Job
applicant in the column of previous work experience
"I was a secretary. My job profile was to look like a girl,
think like a man, talk like a lady and work like a dog"
Psychiatrist
: Do you stir coffee with your right hand? Patient : Yes Psychiatrist : That’s odd. Most people use spoon.
The
chief guest gave a moving speech. Everyone moved towards the exit
Yawn
: The golden moment for a henpecked husband to open his mouth
Adult
Education : Something that will continue as long as children
have homework
Modern
wife : One who knows her husbands favourite dishes and the restaurants
which serve them
Wife
: I lost a lot of weight Husband : But I don’t see it. Wife : Sure you don’t. I lost them.
Difference
between a sports person and a politician
Sports person plays for the honour of the country and the politician
plays with the honour of the country.
Son
: Dad, are fathers more clever than sons ? Father : Yes Son : Who invented the telescope ? Father : Galileo Son : Why didn’t his father invent it ?
