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Is it okay for me to wear the fur coat in the rain?
Have you ever seen a squirrel with an umbrella
When do you like the school best?
When its closed
Job applicant in the column of previous work experience
"I was a secretary. My job profile was to look like a girl, think like a man, talk like a lady and work like a dog"
Do you stir coffee with your right hand?
Thatís odd. Most people use spoon.
The chief guest gave a moving speech. Everyone moved towards the exit
The golden moment for a henpecked husband to open his mouth
Adult Education :
Something that will continue as long as children have homework
Modern wife :
One who knows her husbands favourite dishes and the restaurants which serve them
I lost a lot of weight
But I donít see it.
Sure you donít. I lost them.
Difference between a sports person and a politician
Sports person plays for the honour of the country and the politician plays with the honour of the country.
Dad, are fathers more clever than sons ?
Who invented the telescope ?
Why didnít his father invent it ?
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