Guide
(to a tourist in a museum) : Don’t sit on this chair. This is
Maharana Pratap’s chair. Tourist : I am very tired. Let me sit. I will get up when
he comes.
Guy
1 : Are cooks cruel ? Guy 2 : Yes Guy 1 : How do you sat that ? Guy 2 : Because the beat eggs and batter fish.
Guy
1 : What happens when you fall from the top of a 5 storey building
? Guy 2 : You become extraordinary. You possess more bones
than others.
What
is the surest way to double money ?
Fold it.
Judge
: How many times have you been to jail before ? Defendant : Nine Judge : In that case I will have to give you the maximum
sentence. Defendant : Don’t you give your regular clients a discount.
Employer
: For this job we want a responsible man. Applicant : You can’t get better than me. Wherever I have
worked, if anything went wrong, they said, I was responsible.
Boss
: John, why are you late. John : I got married sir. Boss : Well, but see that it doesn’t happen again.
If
you have fallen for your best friends girl, you probably aren’t
sharing his happiness, but certainly are borrowing all his sorrows.
Teacher
: Why do we see lightning first and then thunder ? Student : Our eyes are in front of our ears.
