He
: Every time you contradict me, I am going to kiss you. She : No you won’t
Judge
: I am going to give your wife US $ 300 a month for alimony
and child support. Husband : Thats very nice of you sir. From time to time,
I’ll also try to give something myself.
Define
a polling booth A place where you waste your time to decide who is going to
waste your money
Marriage is not a lottery, as in a lottery you have a chance.
Teacher
: If you found Rs 10 in one pocket and Rs 20 in another pocket,
what would you have ? Student : Someone else’s trousers.
Barber
: Your hair needs cutting badly Customer : No, it doesn’t. It needs cutting nicely. You cut
it badly last time.-
Guy
1 : After talking to you my headache has gone Guy 2 : It has not gone far. It is in my head
Q
: What is the difference between a good girl and a bad girl? A : A good girl gets up in the morning and says ‘Good morning,
Lord’ and the bad girl says ‘Good Lord, Morning’
Mechanic
to Customer: You have a big problem. Your battery needs a new
car
Q
: Why is a women’s mind cleaner than men’s? A : They change it more often
