Jokes for You from
Every time you contradict me, I am going to kiss you.
No you won’t
I am going to give your wife US $ 300 a month for alimony and child support.
Thats very nice of you sir. From time to time, I’ll also try to give something myself.
Define a polling booth
A place where you waste your time to decide who is going to waste your money
Marriage is not a lottery, as in a lottery you have a chance.
If you found Rs 10 in one pocket and Rs 20 in another pocket, what would you have ?
Someone else’s trousers.
Your hair needs cutting badly
No, it doesn’t. It needs cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time.-
Guy 1 :
After talking to you my headache has gone
Guy 2 :
It has not gone far. It is in my head
What is the difference between a good girl and a bad girl?
A good girl gets up in the morning and says ‘Good morning, Lord’ and the bad girl says ‘Good Lord, Morning’
Mechanic to Customer:
You have a big problem. Your battery needs a new car
Why is a women’s mind cleaner than men’s?
They change it more often
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