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What can you tell me about nitrates?
They are cheaper than Day rates.
An anecdote is a short tale. Make a sentence using the word anecdote.
My dog ran on the road wagging its anecdote.
Why canít you beat Agassi?
Brooke Shields him
Why does a money lender prefer to be alone?
Because he is a loaner
Why is Indian cricket teamís performance nightmarish?
Because itís a dream team
What is the difference between truth and belief?
Your pregnancy is a truth but the fact that I am the sole person responsible for it is a belief
Daddy, give me your car. I am old enough to drive.
Yes, but my car is not old enough to be given to you
My father always whistles while he works
He must be a happy man
He is a traffic policeman
A drunk motorist, caught for speeding, explained to the policeman that he was too drunk to drive safely, so he was hurrying home before he caused an accident
Would you have an egg on the toast, sir?
Why, havenít you got any plates?
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