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With a women President, women Prime Minister, and a women Chief Justice, shouldn't Sri Lanka be renamed as Srimati Lanka.
   
One American, Japanese and an Indian were discussing on which country became modern  the earliest.
The Japanese dug up in his country and on finding copper wire at a depth of 100 meters said that they had telephones 100 years back.
The American dug up in his country and on finding copper wire at a depth of 200 meters said that they had telephones 200 years back.
The Indian dug up in his country 100 meters… 200 meters…. 300 meters… 400 meters and on finding nothing said that India had cellular phones even 400 years back. 
   
Guy 1: I have a problem. I made two new year resolutions. First: Not to gossip. Second: To share things with others.
Guy 2: So.
Guy 1: I just heard a great rumour and I don’t know which resolution to keep.
   
Teacher: Do you say your prayers before eating?
Student: I don’t have to. My mother is a good cook.
   
Bill Clinton, Boris Yelstin and I K Gujral went to the God.
Clinton: When will America have no problems?
God: 50 years
Clinton started crying saying he may not be there by then.
Yelstin: When will Russia have no problems?
God: 200 years
Yelstin started crying saying he will not be there by then.
Gujral: When will India have no problems?
God started crying saying he may not be there by then.
   
At London station, a passenger rushed to the ticket collector and asked if the 6.20 train has gone.
Collector: "Yes Sir. Its 6.22 now"
Passenger: I don’t know what is happening in the country. Trains running on time and not a word of explanation to the public.
   

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