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Jokes for You from ChooseIndia

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
  • puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
  • gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
  • sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
  • tries to drown a fish in waters.
  • thinks socialism means partying.
  • trips over a cordless phone.
  • takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
  • At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
  • studies for a blood test and fails.
  • sells the car for gas money.
  • misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
  • drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
  • gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
   
Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"
   
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
   
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
   

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