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Jokes for You from ChooseIndia

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
tries to drown a fish in waters.
thinks socialism means partying.
trips over a cordless phone.
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
studies for a blood test and fails.
sells the car for gas money.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.