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A barber gave a haircut  to a priest one day. When he offered  to pay, the barber refused saying:” I can’t accept money from you. You ‘re a good man--- you do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door of his shop.
One day, he gave a haircut to a policeman. When he offered to pay, the barber refused, saying:”You’re a good man-----you protect the public.” The next morning , he found a dozen doughnuts at the door of his shop.
Then one day the haircut to a lawyer.’ You’re a good man----you serve the cause of justice,” the barber said, and refused to accept money.
The next  morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a haircut at the door of his shop.


Boss to the secretary: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party you could neglect to do you work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.


What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes, whack!…..damn!
And a skydiver goes, damn!….whack! 


How many psychratrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb has to want to change.


Why was the nurse nicknamed Appendix?
Because every doctor wanted to take her out.

Words of Wisdom :
Support  bacteria------it’s the only culture some people have.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Nothing helps adult education like children.
The way for nations to do away with war may be to pray more, and prey less.
Amnesia is nature’s way of saying, ”Forget it!”. 
Home Truths:
A  man does’nt mind if his wife can read him like a book, as long as she does’nt do it aloud.
A typo in a recent newspaper report:
“The docter felt the patient’s purse and admitted there was nothing he could do.”

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