"Hard
work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ! (I don't
want to be an exception!)
You
can be sure it is a Sardarji when somebody...
Sends a fax with a stamp on
it.
Takes a ruler to bed to see
how long he slept.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes
the 22 twice instead,
Got locked in Furniture Shop
and slept on the floor.
At the bottom of the application
where it says "Sign Here" he put "Sagittarius."
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and
fails.
Spends twenty minutes looking
at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
Puts lipstick on the forehead
because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Tries to drown a fish.
In the application form in column
Sex, he writes "Occasionally"
If you gave them a penny for
their intelligence, you'd get change.
Thinks socialism means partying.
Trips over a cordless phone.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Heard 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, he moves.
Kidnaps a kid and pins a ransom
note on back of the kid and sends him home to his father
The father pays the ransom
Definitions
Diplomacy: Telling your boss he has an open mind, instead of
saying he has a hole in his head. Indigestion: The failure to adjust a square meal into a round
stomach.
Priest
to child: Do you always say your prayers before going to bed
? Child : No, my mother does. Priest : So what does she say ? Child : Thank God you're in bed at last!
Q:
What is the favourite raga of all wives ? A: Mian ki todi.
Q:
What did the millionaire say to his cardiologist? A: Dil ki awaaz sun, mere kamane pe naja.
Why
are these Indians always late? Milkman : Because the water supply starts late. Husband: Because his secretary leaves late. Wife: Because her beautician comes late. Student : Because Mom does his homework late. Teacher: Because the students are always late Principal : Because the teachers are late. Politician : Because the crowds are late. Doctor: Because the patients come too late. People like us: Because it's better to be late than never!
