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August 1 - I found this thing called the usenet oracle. It says that it can answer Any questions i ask it. I sent it 44 separate questions about the internet. I hope it Responds soon.

August 2 - I found a group called rec.humor. I decided to post this joke about the Chicken that crossed the road. To get to the other side! Ha! Ha! I wasnt sure i Posted it right so i posted it 56 more times.

August 3 - I keep hearing about the world wide web. I don't now spiders grew that Large.

August 4 - The oracle responded to my questions today. Geez it was rude. I was so Angry that i posted an angry message about it to I wasnt sure If i posted right so i posted it 22 more times.

August 5 - Someone told me to read the faq. Geez they didn't have to use Profanity.

August 6 - Someone else told me to stop shouting in all my messages. What a Stupid jerk. Im not shouting! Im not even talking! Just typing! How can they let These rude jerks go on the internet?

August 7 - Why have a Caps Lock key if you're not suppose to use it? Its probably an extra feature that costs more money.

August 8 - I just read this post called make money fast. I'm so exited. I'm going to make lots of money. I followed his instructions and posted it to every newsgroup I could find.

August 9 - I just made my signature file. Its only 6 pages long. I will have to work on it some more.

August 10 - I just looked at a group called I read a few posts and I really believe that aol should be wiped off the face of the earth. I wonder what an aol is.

August 11 - I was asking where to find some information about something. Some guy told me to check out I've looked and looked but I can't find that group.

August 12 - I sent a post to every usenet group on the Internet asking where the is. hopefully someone will help. I cant ask the kid next door. His parents said that when he comes back from my house he's laughing so hard he can't eat or sleep or do his homework. So they wont let him come over anymore. I do have a great sense of humor. I don't know why the rec.humor group didn't like my chicken joke. Maybe they only like dirty stuff. Some people sent me posts about my 56 posts of the joke and they used bad words.

August 13 - I sent another post to every usenet group on the Internet asking where the is. I had forgot yesterday to include my new signature file which is only 8 pages long. I know everyone will want to read my favorite poem so I included it. I'm also going to add that short story I like.

August 14 - Some guy suspended my account because of what I was doing. I told him I don't have an account at his bank. He's so dumb.

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