WHITE HOUSE QUIZ

Q. How did we know that Monica would testify?
A. Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.

Q.What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
A.Spot remover.

Q.What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
A.An intern with braces.

Q.Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
A.The Spread Eagle

Q.What's Bill Clinton's favorite brand of potato chips?
A.Lays

Q.What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
A.NOW she decides to open her mouth

Q.What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
A."Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

Q.What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer?
A.Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the Presidency!

Q.Did you hear that Clinton stopped playing the saxophone?
A.Now he plays the whoremonica!

Q.There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon.
A.It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.

Q.Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica plans to sell her story?
A.She said she will tell it Blow by Blow.

Q.Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks?
A.She's withholding evidence.

Q.Why is Bill Clinton's favorite White House room the Blue Room?
A.You can't corner anyone in the oval office.