Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?

Q: Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilized.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex!

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's a lightbulb?

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde
are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.