Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
Q: Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's a lightbulb?
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a
are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill.
Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.