Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.