Three guys get killed in a plane crash and go to heaven. God says to them "well you're gonna need a set of wheels to get around". So he asks guy number one,"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" guy no. 1 says "I never cheated on my wife." so God gives him a Ferrari. God asks guy no. 2 how may times he cheated on his wife and he replies "just once." So God gives him a truck. God gets to the last guy and he had cheated on his wife 5 times, so God gave him a lemon car. One day the guys were cruising around and guy no.1 started crying and when the others calmed him down enough he said "I SAW MY WIFE ON A SKATEBOARD!!!!"
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday.
Q: Why don't blondes in Los Angeles wear mini-skirts?
A: Because when they bend over, their balls would
show...
Q: What does a blonde say in the morning?
A: Who ARE you guys?
Q.What two things in the air get a blonde pregnant?
A.Her legs.
Q.What do you call two nuns and a blonde on a
park bench?
A.Two tight ends and a wide reciever.
Q.How do you know when a blonde is having a bad
day?
A.She has a tampon behind her ear and cant find
her pencil.
Q: How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?
A: Fell out of the tree.
Q: Why do you keep a blonde on the job 7 days
a week?
A: So you don't have to return them on Monday.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out
she was pregnant?
A: I hope it's mine!!!!
Q: What did the blondes mom say before she left
for a date?
A: If your not in bed by 10, come home!!!!
Q: What do you call 2 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why was the blonde fired from the M&M
factory?
A: She was eating all the W's.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a pack of M&M's and tell her
to put them in alphabetical order.
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