Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing in a
A: Wind tunnel.
Q: What's similar about UFO's and a smart blonde?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see
Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an
airplane, who would land first?
A: The brunette. The blonde would have to stop
and ask for directions.
Q: What does a blonde say first thing in the
A: Are all you guys on the same team?
Q: What does a blonde use for birth control?
A: Brown hair dye.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate
A: 100 - 1 to stir and 99 to peel the M&M's.
Q: What's similar about Santa Claus, the Tooth
Fairy, and Smart Blondes?
A: They are all make-believe.
Q: How do you change a blondes mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
A: The Black Box ALWAYS tells the truth.
A dumb blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd
seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary
"tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning
her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly---from
the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Dumb
Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began
to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE
ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Dumb Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down
to the oppisite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut
her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped,
looked skyward, and said, "Who are you---God?" The voice reliped, "No,
you dumb bitch, I own the goddamn Ice-Rink!"
Little Sammy and his friend Richard went to the
movies and, before the show, headed to the bathroom to relieve themselves.
Sammy urniated, then washed his hands, much to his surprise, Richard did
just the opposite. "Hey," said Sammy, "smart
boys wash after they pee."
Holding his head back proudly, young Richard
corrected, "Smart boys learn not to pee on their hands."