Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing in a row?
A: Wind tunnel.
 

Q: What's similar about UFO's and a smart blonde?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see one...
 

Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
A: The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: What does a blonde say first thing in the morning?
A: Are all you guys on the same team?
 

Q: What does a blonde use for birth control?
A: Brown hair dye.
 

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100 - 1 to stir and 99 to peel the M&M's.

Q: What's similar about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Smart Blondes?
A: They are all make-believe.
 

Q: How do you change a blondes mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
 

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an airplane?
A: The Black Box ALWAYS tells the truth.
 

A dumb blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Dumb Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Dumb Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the oppisite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you---God?" The voice reliped, "No, you dumb bitch, I own the goddamn Ice-Rink!"
 

Little Sammy and his friend Richard went to the movies and, before the show, headed to the bathroom to relieve themselves. Sammy urniated, then washed his hands, much to his surprise, Richard did just the opposite. "Hey," said Sammy, "smart boys wash after they pee."
Holding his head back proudly, young Richard corrected, "Smart boys learn not to pee on their hands."