Identical twin brothers. One lives a godly life, good husband and father, reputable businessman, lots of community service. One is a hell-raiser, drunk, unfaithful to wife, mean to kids, cheats and lies. They both die at about the same time. The good twin is in heaven and can look down on the bad twin in hell. Hell is not as the good twin imagined. His brother is drinking and partying, lots of beautiful women, music, dancing, passionate kissing going on. The good twin sees St Peter and says to him, "Mind you, I'm not complaining. This place is peaceful and beautiful, but my brother down there looks like he's having the time of his life. He has his own beer keg and just look at that gorgeous woman he is kissing." St Peter puts an arm on the man's shoulder and says, "My son, all is not as it seems. The keg has a hole in it. The woman doesn't."
See what happens to the punch line when all the famous big companies produce CONDOMS.
| Lux Condoms | Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand |
| Kelvinator Condoms | Its The Coolest One |
| Bajaj Condoms | Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer |
| Four Square Condoms | Live Life King Size |
| Videocon Condoms | Bring Home The Leader |
| Philps Condoms | Lets Make Things Better |
| Onida Condoms | Neighbours Envy,Owners Pride |
| Pepsi Condoms | Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby ....Aah |
| Thums Up Condoms | Taste The Thunder |
| Coca-Cola Condoms | Eat Condom,Sleep Condom Wear Only Coca-Cola |
| Ariel Condoms | Dhundate Rahe Jaogaye |
| Rotomac Condoms | Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai |
| Wills Condoms | Made For Each Other |
| Servo Condoms | Use Servo, Add Life |
| Ceat Condoms | Born Tough |
| Amul Condoms | A Gift For Someone You Love |
| BPL Condoms | Beleive In The Best |
| Nike Condoms | Just Do It |
| Siemens Condoms | Communication Unlimited |
| Visa Condoms | Go Get It |
| Polo Condoms | The Condom With A Hole |
| Colgate Condoms | Maa-Maa Mere Condom Me Ched Hai, Ched Nahi Beta Ye Sadan Hai |
| Fevicol Condoms | Yeh Fevicol Ka Mazbooth Jod Hai, Tootega Nahin. |
| Suzuki Condoms | No Problem Condom |
| Hero Honda Condoms | Wear It, F**K And Forget It |
| Mint-0 Condoms | All Elastic, No Hole |
| Boost Condoms | Secret Of My Energy |
| Taj Mahal Condoms | Wah Taj Kya Colors Hai |
| Suzuki Shaolin Condoms | 5 Gear System For Smoother Ride |
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