Top Ten Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex!
- You can usually find someone to do it with.
- If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
- You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.
- When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
- A little coffee and you can do it all night.
- If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a 'book teaser'
- You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
- You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
- You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
- If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In LAW But Aren't:
- Have you looked through her briefs?
- He is one hard judge!
- Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
- His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
- Is it a penal offense?
- Better leave the handcuffs on.
- For $200 an hour, she better be good!
- Can you get him to drop his suit?
- The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
- Think you can get me off?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The OFFICE But Aren't:
- I need to whip it out by 5.
- Mind if I use your laptop?
- Just stick it in my box.
- If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
- I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
- HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
- My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
- It's an entry-level position.
- When do you think you'll be getting off today?
- It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
Top ten things that sound dirty in GOLF but aren't:
- Nuts...my shaft is bent
- After 18 holes I can barely walk
- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
- Look at the size of his putter
- Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
- Mind if I join your threesome?
- Stand with your back turned and drop it
- My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
- Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
- Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
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