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Top Ten Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex!
  1. You can usually find someone to do it with.
  2. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
  3. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.
  4. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
  5. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
  6. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a 'book teaser'
  7. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
  8. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
  9. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
  10. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In LAW But Aren't:
  1. Have you looked through her briefs?
  2. He is one hard judge!
  3. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
  4. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
  5. Is it a penal offense?
  6. Better leave the handcuffs on.
  7. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
  8. Can you get him to drop his suit?
  9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

  10. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
  11. Think you can get me off?
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The OFFICE But Aren't:
  1. I need to whip it out by 5.
  2. Mind if I use your laptop?
  3. Just stick it in my box.
  4. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
  5. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
  6. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
  7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
  8. It's an entry-level position.
  9. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

  10. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
  11. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!

Top ten things that sound dirty in GOLF but aren't:
  1. shaft is bent
  2. After 18 holes I can barely walk
  3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
  4. Look at the size of his putter
  5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
  6. Mind if I join your threesome?
  7. Stand with your back turned and drop it
  8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
  9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

  10. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
  11. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first

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