What did Princess Di and Mother Theresa have in common?
They were both chaste/chased.
Why did Princess Diana get to the Pearly Gates before Mother Theresa?
Mother Theresa deserved a Royal Reception.
With Mother Teresa also dying it's...
Protestants one, Catholics one.
Yesterday a ferryboat leaving Haiti capsized and drowned 300 people. But a tragedy was avoided when they discovered that none of them on board was a princess.
Twenty reasons why Jesus is different to Diana
- You don't have to apologise for not believing in Jesus
- You don't have to queue up for 24 hours to sign the condolences books for Jesus
- No one thinks MI5 killed Jesus
- The papers never changed their minds about Jesus
- You can't do 120mph on a donkey
- The Beatles were bigger than Jesus
- Jesus only healed the lame; he never got his picture taken with them
- Jesus hung around with Jews
- Schoolchildren can opt out of the compulsory act of worship for Jesus
- Jesus didn't slag off his family on television
- There were only three kings came to see Jesus
- No Christmas carol ever went platinum
- Florists don't make money out of Jesus
- Some Christians admit to doubts about the resurrection
- The Queen was never forced to bow her head for Jesus
- No one ever postponed a Port Vale game for Jesus
- The churches aren't full at Easter
- Jesus didn't even get two 'O' levels
- There were only four accounts written of Jesus's life
- Jesus wouldn't have been seen dead in the back of a Mercedes
Did the British Secret Service kill Princess Diana?
No, the French underground did it.
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team!
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