Twenty reasons why Jesus is different to Diana
Did the British Secret Service kill Princess Diana?
No, the French underground did it.
What is the difference between Prince Charles and Mark Taylor?
Mark Taylor came home with the ashes
Why did the Poms want to cremate Di?
That way they finally get to keep the ashes!
What do Ferrero Rocher and Princess Di have in common?
They both come out of France in a box.
What have Lady Di and a bottle of French wine got in common?
The both came from France in a wooden box
What vegetable is most like Princess Diana?
Why are French tramps like Princess Diana?
Because you'll find them smashed against the wall of a Paris underpass on Saturday nights.
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