Diana's name has been changed to...
The Royalty formally known as Princess Di.
What do you give to a princess who has everything?
A safetybelt and an airbag.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
"Darn, I can't auction this dress now!"
Anagram for "Diana, Princess of Wales"
Diana's Wolf Penis Races
What does Princess Diana have in common with Hugh Grant?
They both bought it in the backseat of a car.
What's the similarity between Princess Di and a landmine?
They're both easy to lay but difficult to clear up.
What's the difference between the a Royal Mail strike and Diana?
A Royal mail strike stops the post ... and a post stops Diana.
What do William & Harry have in common with a flower garden in January (July in the antipodes)?
Dead Mums
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Or...
... Princess Diana never became a queen of England.
Whats the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?
A Volvo has the heir-bag in the front.
What's the difference between Freddy Mercury and Princess Di?
Freddy lived long enough to be a Queen.
What does Di and Freddie Mercury have in common?
Both had to die to get away from Queen.
What's the difference between those who get offended by Princess Diana jokes and a puppy?
The puppy eventually stops whining.
What's the difference between Diana and a pocketful of change?
It's easier to scrape together a pocketful of change.
What does Diana and Cinderella have in common ?
Their car became a pumpkin
Hint: In spanish pumpkin (Calabaza) is synonymous of shit (caca)
What do Lady Di and John Denver have in common?
They're both dead and they both sucked
What is the difference between Pricess Di and Michael Hutchence?
Hutchence was wearing a belt when he died
What's the difference between Princess Di and Michael Hutchence?
Princess Di made it out of the Ritz.
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