What does Di and Freddie Mercury have in common?
Both had to die to get away from Queen.
What's the difference between those who get offended by Princess Diana jokes and a puppy?
The puppy eventually stops whining.
What's the difference between Diana and a pocketful of change?
It's easier to scrape together a pocketful of change.
What does Diana and Cinderella have in common ?
Their car became a pumpkin
Hint: In spanish pumpkin (Calabaza) is synonymous of shit (caca)
What do Lady Di and John Denver have in common?
They're both dead and they both sucked
What is the difference between Pricess Di and Michael Hutchence?
Hutchence was wearing a belt when he died
What's the difference between Princess Di and Michael Hutchence?
Princess Di made it out of the Ritz.
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Princess Diana?
Whitney Houston's bodyguard saved her.
Why does Kevin Costner want Princess Di in his next movie?
He thinks she'll be a smash hit.
Why did Di die?
She thought she was to appear in Waterworld 2.
Wat is de overeenkomst tussen Lady Di en de Family Gumuz?
Ze zijn allebei de pijp uit.
Translation: What does Lady Di and the family Gumuz have in common?
They are both out of the Pipe.
Hint: The family Gumuz was a Turkish family living illegally for 6 years in Amsterdam in De pijp. "De Pijp uit" means in English Dead, and it was also the name of the part of Amsterdam were the Gumuz family lived.
What does Princess Di and landmines have in common?
Their both laid by arabs
What's does Princess Di and Stuart Diver have in common?
Nothing Princess Di's dead!
Hint:Stuart Diver was the sole surviver from a landslide in Thredbo, a popular ski resort in Australia
What's the difference between Princess Di and Stuart Diver's wife?
One got f**ked by a Diver the onther got f**ked by a driver.
Did you here that after more than 60 hours after the crash Stuart Diver was found alive and well in the glovebox.
Did you hear that the Frecnh are making a new day to commerate Dodi and Di's Death?
They're gonna call it DodiDiDieDay
Di drink - Di drive - Di died
Diana did a deadly deed!
A possible headline in germany:
Di tot. Dodi dito.
Translation:
Di dead. Dodi dito.
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