In a surprise press release, Paris officials confirmed today that Princess Diana's internal organs will be divvyed up and sped post-haste to the most deserving charities in the world. Paparazzi have been on the alert for further sightings.
What was the last thing Diana said to the paparazzi?
No more pictures, I'm a bloody Princess!
Apparently, Diana had a pizza in the Ritz before the fatal journey.
Silly cow asked for extra paparazzi.
What's the bumper sticker on Fergie's car?
I brake for Paparazzi.
What's the difference between the paparazzi and Princess Di?
The paparazzi dig for dirt, Di dug for gold.
When Diana said she would never talk to the British press again I didn't know she was speaking the truth!!
All 7 journalists are being charged with ma'am-slaughter.
What does Diana's bumper sticker say?
My other car's a decoy.
What is the difference between leeches and the paparazzi?
Leeches fall off after you die.
The paparazzi asked Prince Charles if he has had sex since divorcing Diana.
He replied, "infrequently." The paparazzi responded by saying, "Is that one word or two?"
How many paparazzis does it take to kill Di?
50. One to drive in front of Di and 49 to take pictures.
How did The Royal Family stop the paparazzi from visiting Diana's grave?
By placing Land mines around it.
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