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Actual Answers Given By Contestants On The Game Show "Family Feud"
Name something a blind person might use
A sword

Name a song with moon in the title
Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar

Name a dangerous race
The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers
A horse

Name something that floats in the bath
Water

Name something you wear on the beach
A deckchair

Name something Red
My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers

A number you have to memorize
7

Something you do before going to bed
Sleep

Something you put on walls
Roofs

Something in the garden that's green
Shed

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings

Something you might be allergic to
Skiing

Name a famous bridge
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

Something a cat does
Goes to the toilet

Something you do in the bathroom
Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A dog

Something associated with the police
Pigs

A sign of the zodiac
April

Something slippery
A conman

A food that can be brown or white
Potato

Something with a hole in it
Window

A non living object with legs
Plant

A domestic animal
Leopard

A part of the body beginning with 'N'
Knee

A way of cooking fish
Cod

Something you open other than a door
Your Bowels
 

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