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Miss Annabell has just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her southern bell friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as
they stare spellbound.
"You just wouldn't believe what they have there in New York City," says Miss Annabell. "They have men there who kiss other men on the lips."
Miss Annabell's friends fan themselves and say, "Oh my! Oh my!"
"They call them homosexuals," proclaims Miss Annabell.
"Oh my! Oh my," proclaim the girls as they fan themselves.
"They also have women there in New York City who kiss other women on the lips!"
"Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls. "What do they call them?" they asked.
"They call them lesbians," says Miss Annabell.
"They also have men who kiss women between the legs, there in New York City," sighs Miss Annabell.
"Oh my! Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls as the sit on the edge of their chairs and fan themselves even faster. "What do they call them?" they ask in unison.
Miss Annabell leans forward and says in a hush, "Why when I caught my breath, I called him 'Precious'!"

A man who worked for the fire department came home from work and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire department: Bell 1rings, we all put on our coats; Bell 2 rings, we all slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we are on the truck ready to go. From now on we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1 you strip naked; Bell 2 you jump into bed; Bell 3 we are going to screw all night long!"
The next night he came home from work and yelled "Bell 1." She took off all her clothes; "Bell 2" she jumped into bed; "Bell 3" they began to screw!
After about 2 minutes she yelled "BELL 4!!"
He said "What the hell is Bell 4?"
"MORE HOSE!! MORE HOSE!!" she said, "You are nowhere near the fire!!"

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

A blonde working in a office is constantly being kidded about how dumb she is; so one evening she goes home and studies a map of the United States. The next day she goes into the office and announces that she knows all 50 states and their capitols. One of her office mates says, "OK, whats the capitol of Wyoming?" and the blonde replies, "W."

Q: How do you know whether or not the blonde you slept with last night gave you a good blow-job?
A: The sheets are sucked up your ass.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List.

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